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thegreenwolf:

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ok but I just really love the names they give them

"The Ridiculous Potato"

"The Unfortunate Clementine"

I’m giggling it’s like a team of ragtag misfit superheroes

I love the sometimes absolutely ugly but completely tasty produce that comes out of my garden.

This is brilliant and necessary.

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ashkenazi-autie:

eileenthequeen:

eileenthequeen:

So apparently in my sister’s class, there was a trans girl that had been on the cheerleading squad for a while. When she came out, the other girls on the squad made the agreement that whatever boy made fun of her would never get a date. And if you think that’s not the most metal girl alliance ever, you can sit down.

Wow, 500 notes

Girls protecting girls.

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savingpeoplehunting-things:

doritos-maragaritos:

theramen:

wellhellotello:

fckingmajeliblood:

so-much-hilarity:

I keep having to remind myself that it’s the lionesses that do the hunting and killing and get their faces soaked in blood I mean is there a more badass animal



the king of the jungle
in the second it’s like ‘maybe if I look away she’ll stop yelling at me’

I TOLD YO BITCH ASS TO PICK UP THE CUBS

Its the alpha

Fun fact:When Lions fight they try to look big and powerful to scare off the opponent.
When Lionesses fight, it’s to the death,
And I think that pretty much sums up the difference between males and females. One tries to big itself up, one won’t back down.

savingpeoplehunting-things:

doritos-maragaritos:

theramen:

wellhellotello:

fckingmajeliblood:

so-much-hilarity:

I keep having to remind myself that it’s the lionesses that do the hunting and killing and get their faces soaked in blood I mean is there a more badass animal

the king of the jungle

in the second it’s like ‘maybe if I look away she’ll stop yelling at me’

I TOLD YO BITCH ASS TO PICK UP THE CUBS

Its the alpha

Fun fact:
When Lions fight they try to look big and powerful to scare off the opponent.

When Lionesses fight, it’s to the death,

And I think that pretty much sums up the difference between males and females. One tries to big itself up, one won’t back down.

(via captainleeee)

cassidyswan:

me: *looks at favorite characters* *wipes away tears* you deserved so much better 

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thatguyinthetardis:

dude, being addicted to fanfiction is so weird. you stay in front of your computer for hours a day reading different versions of those same characters falling in love and fucking again, again, again and again. and yet, we’re looking for more, creating more, making fanarts because, apparently, nothing in the world is more fulfilling than fictional love, the love we cannot have. that’s either inspiring or unsettling. or both.

(via captainleeee)

violentdeke:

I just laughed for what felt like 10 minutes

violentdeke:

I just laughed for what felt like 10 minutes

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eternalsojourn:

tomhardyvariations:

Tom Hardy as Reggie Kray 2/3
On the Legend set in Peckham, London | 18 July 2014 
(edited photo)

Oh fucking hell. He’s as clean and impeccable as Tuck here but with a sharper edge. Just kill me now, I don’t think I’m going to survive this film.

eternalsojourn:

tomhardyvariations:

Tom Hardy as Reggie Kray 2/3

On the Legend set in Peckham, London | 18 July 2014 

(edited photo)

Oh fucking hell. He’s as clean and impeccable as Tuck here but with a sharper edge. Just kill me now, I don’t think I’m going to survive this film.

unlucky-artist:

Maybe the best sarcastic conversation in tv history 

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(Source: shoorm, via fadedhues)

my tumblr relationships

  • me: omfg ily i swear we're like long lost twins or something your blog is my life
  • me: also what is your name

i feel like Mushu from Mulan when he is first awakened….someone find me that stupid gif

i’m alive but with shitty/ no internet. goddamn it time warner get your shit together i fic/porn to read and apparently i now write it and share it with a select few. we all have needs.

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